Funny Stories For Children – Big And Small

In this article you will find a list of fun stories for children – and for adults with a childlike mind.

One of the most wonderful things in life is hearing a child laugh . Having a good sense of humor is almost a must when you have young children in your life and funny stories help them develop their own sense of humor.

When should you tell funny stories to children? There is no specific time. It can be on the child’s birthday or when your child has his best friend visiting to play.

You can tell the jokes to them at the family reunion or when you just want to fill the dinner table with laughter.

What are fun stories for kids?

When looking for suitable funny stories for children, remember that the best jokes are the shortest.

Jokes should also include situations that are both fun and that children can understand, and they should be easy to remember. Some of the jokes also have educational aspects that may be of interest to children.

Many of these funny stories for children can also make us adults laugh. In some cases because of their innocent humor and in other cases because they reflect real situations that we can all relate to.

Some of the jokes are absurd stories that are distorted, quirky and completely unbelievable. Most are fun because they are so simple.

Remember that the best jokes for children must use a language that suits them, with a simple sense of humor and be short and easy to remember.

Here are some examples of quick jokes

• Dad, how does it feel to have such a beautiful son?
• I do not know, my son, maybe you should ask your grandfather.

In class, the teacher says: Okay child, if I have six apples in one hand and four in the other, what do I have? Johnny answers: Big hands, miss.

What do you call the sheep’s child?

• Bääääbisar.

Two mosquitoes rode a motorcycle and one of them could not relax during the whole journey. The other asked him:

• What is it that is wrong?
• Nothing, I just think I swallowed a fly.

What is an astronaut’s favorite candy?

• March.

Hi mom, at school they say I’m too “distracted”.

• Johnny, this is the second time this has happened. You live in the house next door!

What do you call a smelly fish?

• A stink bug.

Funny stories for children who have started school

Johan comes home and tells his mother:

• Mom, I have good news and bad news.
• Okay, give me the good news first.
• I got ten out of ten possible right on the math test!
• And what’s the bad news?
• That I’m lying and I got detained again.

Why isn’t SpongeBob SquarePants’ back green?

• Because if he had a green back, he would be Scotch Brite.

I’m tired of everyone always talking behind my back!

• But you’re a taxi driver.
• Oh, you’re right…

The teacher, to the class:

• Johnny, what’s the last letter of the alphabet?
• It’s “T”.
• Really? You do not think it is “Island”?
• No, miss then it would be “alphabet ö”.

Once upon a time there was a man who had such bad luck. One day he was tired and sat on a haystack and sat on the only needle in it.

The pig moved to America and became pig .

The children go out of the classroom and talk to each other:

• Hi, how did it go for you on the test?
• I did not answer a single question.
• And how did it go for the two of you?
• Neither did we.
• Oh no! The teacher will think I copied you!

A phonecall:

• Hello?
• Hi, are you washing clothes there?
• No
• But it’s a little disgusting, do you not think so?

Children’s humor

It has been shown that children laugh up to ten times more than adults. Young children can laugh at anything – even the most annoying jokes.

Crying and laughter are the first ways in which children interact with the outside world.

Although young children may laugh at certain things from the moment they are born, for example when you tickle them or when you make a funny grimace, their sense of humor takes a little longer to develop.

Before they are 6 months old, children can not decide if something is fun or not.

At one year, they are the ones who make others laugh. At 4 years old, they can understand verbal humor.

If your child is this age, do not miss the chance to make it laugh in a very simple way! Jokes only become more fun if you tell them often.

Life should be full of love and humor. Love helps us understand life, and humor helps us to tolerate it.